[轉貼]女人真難伺候
有女朋友的男人，都有一項必做的功課 – 陪女朋友逛街
逛街時女朋友的心情都會影響那一整天的氣氛
某日與女友到某百貨逛街，而連日來的陰雨
就先為這整天蒙上一層陰影…
從騎摩托車開始，她就十分的不高興
「整天一直下雨煩死人了! 」
「是是是，都是我的錯，我不該讓雨下的」
好死不死的，今天她穿的是新的高跟鞋，又不好走又咬腳
走沒多久，她就喊腳痛，要我走慢一點
「是是是，我不應該走太快的」
心想好吧，幫他提包包，應該夠體貼了吧~
儘管我做的多麼讓她滿意，但天不從人願
今天女友逛街沒有買到適合的東西
使得從離開百貨公司開始
讓她的情緒達到沸點要爆了！
「都你啦，說要帶我來這逛，又沒有我可以買的! 」
「雨傘不會撐好一點，我被雨淋到了啦! 」
小的不發一語，默默承受這些責備…
顯然，我的耐心也要達到沸點了
為了表示紳士風度，還是賣力為她撐好傘
終於，伴隨著雨滴，以及母老虎的怒吼
我們到達了停車的地點，因為下雨的關係
摩托車早已被淋濕，坐墊濕答答的
這讓車上沒放抹布的我，更加的無言以對…
「吼!!! 哪有人不在車上放抹布的啦!!!」
「我褲子濕掉怎麼辦啦!!!」
「你到底在搞什麼!!!」
「摩托車那麼濕怎麼騎啦!!!」
終於，火勢在我心中已經蔓延開來
今天不跟你決一勝負，我就不是男人！
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「平常妳那麼濕我還不是照騎 ! 我有用抹布擦嗎 ? 」
–From 影子の賽
P.S：誰來救救我啊，我快笑到瘋了…
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