[閒聊]自虐

由 Alvin Wu 發表於 June 5, 2006 5:15 PM | 連結到本篇屁話 | 迴響 (19) | 引用 (0)

最近實在是疲勞到一種可怕的程度，眼前白光片片，有時真覺得快蒙主寵召去了。

於是以為還對咖啡可能有那麼一點點醒腦提神作用的我，硬是在100g的杯子裡倒進50g的粉末，
然後在三分半鐘後大叫：「掯！！！這是苦茶嗎？」

明知健康很重要，心裡也不時惦記著「恩，十二點了，是該睡了」；
無奈愈是深夜，工作的效率就愈好，馬力一開，停下來去睡又總是覺得捨不得，
於是四五點睡就變成「正常」，十二點睡四點起床也變得司空見慣。

然而，Professor 宏都拉斯．葉曾經說過：
工作要拼，性命也要顧，健康才是一切活力的泉源，男人終生威風的基礎；
每個成功的男人背後都有一個支持他的女人，一個費盡心思讓他「挺」起來的女人；
只要女人顧的好，事業就潦倒，呃不，是事業版圖做到涵括非洲的小島；
那麼講到這個非洲的小島，就想到上帝也瘋狂裡歷蘇的冒險故事；
他為了區區一瓶從天而降的可口可樂，就不惜跨越數千公里來找尋它的主人；
這可以說是現代都市人的典範，大愛精神的不朽，地球本一家的概念啊；
怎麼說呢？簡單講就是任何事都要用心去體會，這樣才能加入慈濟功德會；
而想要繼續了解下去，下次記得再收看葉教授的精闢見解；
今天的節目就到這裡，謝謝。

以上，屁放完了，結尾很爛，睡覺。

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lichestnut 說：

很好..我有聞到屁味@@'

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msgf 說：

在加班的時時候，我時時刻刻的提醒我的BoSS
是我的睡覺時間了，
但，他從未理會過我~~>:<

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renonly 說：

msn~msn~msn~msn~msn~

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Professor 宏都拉斯．葉！有神、有神！

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