地表上最強的人體兵器

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那個,有人想看「活的很自在或是永遠死不了」嗎 XD


話說有一陣子終極警探第三集重播的頻率應該只輸給周星馳跟劉德華的電影,
轉台轉著轉著就會莫名其妙遇到,而且,還會就順著看完...

因此那個 Simon said 的遊戲實在是快背到滾瓜爛熟了,
沒事還會想把那個三加侖桶跟五加侖桶湊四加侖水的題目拿來唬一下人...
說也奇怪,還真的有人就想不出來,難道太融入劇情了,一遇上炸彈就慌了嗎= =

然後因為老布這種深植我心的硬漢形象實在是擺脫不掉,
在看到今年稍早他與貓女一起演的「勾引陌生人」預告時,
總覺得他會渾身是血的拖著跛腳出現在床戲的現場大喊「NYPD!」
然後床上那男人的某個部位就會 Freeze...

啊,扯遠了。


反正啊,如果忘記了前幾集的劇情,要去看之前記得回來複習一下,
凡事都要作功課低,不然被旁邊的女伴說你不用心就很糗了哦!




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